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What men really think after a one night stand

If you’ve ever had a one-night stand, looked over at the guy, and wondered what he was thinking, today is your lucky day. To be fair, not all guys think the same exact thing after getting it on with someone we just met, but here are a dozen or so things that could be going through our heads after hooking up.

Here’s what guys think after a one night stand

– Excited about the experience
– Wondering if they’ve given you an 0rgasm
– Obsessing if they “came” too fast or too slow
– Thinking about staying or going after a one-night stand
– Hope you’re on pills so you won’t get pregnant.
– Hope you’ve not given them $TD
– Wondering if they should shower and get the hell out
– They wonder if you’re in a relationship
– Wondering how you got here especially if he was drunk during $ex.
– They want another round.
– Thinking of how to brag to their friends.
– They’re hungry after hot $ex.
– Trying to remember your name.
– Already regretting it.
– They hope the night means nothing to you.

So why do men like one-night stands?

Men like one-night stands because of the thrill of novelty. They like the pursuit without emotions attached to it. For some men, it’s an ego-booster, a reward for their career success and achievements.

Some men just do it under the influence of hard drugs or alcohol while some do it to temporarily forget about their unhappy marriages or relationships.