She Tried the Doctor’s Advice… and Immediately Regretted It
A wife from Montana had an appointment with her doctor to ask for advice on how to treat her husband’s lack of s*x drive.
“Have you tried Vi@gra?” the doctor asked.
“Not a chance,” the lady replied, “He doesn’t even take @spirin.”
“Not a problem,” the doctor replied, “Just give him some Montana Vi@gra.”
“What’s Montana Vi@gra?”
“It’s simple. You discretely put the Vi@gra into his coffee when he’s not looking. He won’t be able to taste it.”
“Try it out and get back to me in a week and tell me about the results.”
A week later, the lady called the doctor.
“Oh my lord!” she wailed, “Terrible! Just terrible.”
“Really? What happened?” the doctor replied.
“I did as you told me, I put the pill into the coffee, and the effect was immediate.”
“He flew up from the chair, and his eyes were positively smoldering.”
“With a quick motion he swept all the cups and the tablecloth from the table, r*pped my cl0thes off and to-ok me then and there on the table.”
“It was a nightmare I tell you, a nightmare.”
“Oh, I see, but why was it so bad, shouldn’t this be a good thing?” the doctor asked in a worried tone.
“Oh yes, this was the best thing to happen to me in 25 years!”
“But I can tell you right now, I will never be able to show my face in the downtown Starbucks again!”
