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The Burglar Relaxed… Way Too Soon!

A burglar quietly slipped into a house late one night.

The place was completely dark.

As he crept through the living room, a calm little voice whispered,

“Jesus is watching you…”

He froze.

His heart started pounding.

Thinking he’d imagined it, he switched off his flashlight and stood perfectly still.

A few seconds later…

“Jesus is watching you…”

Now genuinely spooked, he flicked the flashlight back on and searched the room.

That’s when he spotted…

A parrot sitting calmly inside a cage.

The burglar let out a huge sigh of relief.

“So… you’re the one talking?”

“Yep,” the parrot replied.

The burglar chuckled.

“What’s your name?”

“Moses.”

He laughed even harder.

“Moses? Who in the world names a parrot Moses?”

The bird tilted its head and answered,

“The same people…”

“…who named their Rottweiler ‘Jesus.'” 🐶😂

Let’s just say…

The burglar suddenly lost all interest in stealing anything.