On a gloomy Monday morning, an employee called his boss sounding absolutely miserable. “I’m terribly sorry, boss, but I’ve come down with something awful. I think I’ll need the entire week off to recover.”
The boss sighed. “Look, we are completely swamped this week and I really need you on board. Whenever I start feeling under the weather, I immediately go home and have wild sex with my wife. It works like magic every time and clears my head. You should go try it.”
Later that afternoon, the employee called back, sounding incredibly energetic and upbeat. “Boss, your advice was an absolute miracle! I feel fantastic and I’ll be back at my desk tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM sharp!”
“That is wonderful news!” the boss replied, thrilled to have his employee back. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Thanks again, boss,” the employee added. “Oh, and by the way, you have an absolutely beautiful home. I really love your bedroom decor.”
