😂 Three Pastors Shared Their Deepest Secrets… Big Mistake!
Three pastors agreed to meet and discuss on an issue concerning their churches, and the problem each of them had. And everything they discuss must be a secret, that will remain with just only the 3 of them.
1st Pastor: as for me my problem is i have been stealing my church offerings.
2nd Pastor: as for me my problem is i have a taste of any fresh new lady that comes to my church. i just don’t spare them at all.
The third pastor started crying…”why are u crying” the two asked?
3rd Pastor: i have a bigger problem than u all…my problem is my mouth. I can’t keep secrets and i will make sure people will hear whatever we discussed here.
What!!! the other two pastors decided to beg and compensate him..but the third pastor continued crying and said it wasn’t his fault. just that my spirit loves gossiping. he said n walked away leaving the other two behind.
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A blonde buys two horses and can’t tell them apart.
So she asks the farmer next door what she should do.
He says to cut one of their tails off.
So she does.
But then the other horse’s tail gets caught in a bush and rips off.
So she can’t tell them apart again.
She asks the farmer for advice a second time.
He tells her to cut one of the horse’s ears.
So she does.
But then the other horse gets its ear ripped in a barbed wire fence.
She is still confused.
She asks the farmer what to do.
He tells her to measure them.
She comes back and says, “The white horse is 2 inches taller than the black horse!”
