A secretary walked into her boss’s office with a deeply serious expression on her face.
The boss groaned, leaning back in his chair. “Oh great, what is it now? Why do you always walk in here with bad news? Just once in your life, can’t you tell me something positive and cheerful to brighten my day before lunch?”
The secretary paused, took a deep breath, and forced a small, awkward smile.
“Alright, if you want good news,” she said, “it turns out you’re not sterile!”
