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$800 To Test The Wife’s Loyalty

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife runs downstairs and hurriedly wraps herself in a towel.

Bob, her next-door neighbor, greets her as she opens the door.

Before she says a word, Bob says:

“I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”

After thinking for a moment, the woman decides to drop her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a short while, Bob gives her $800 and walks away.

Returning upstairs, the woman covers herself in the towel once more.

Her spouse queries: “Who was that?” as she enters the restroom.

“Bob, the neighbor, was there”. She said.

“Great,” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

Moral of the story:

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